People that have more than twenty items and go to the twenty items or less express line at the super market are not only assholes but are the perfect example of why there is so much bullshit in the world. 

People that make money off other people's money are not to be trusted.

FNK

I have decided to never again apologize for the things that I do. I do what I do, and that is all.

FNK

I apologize for the lack of posts. I have been too busy being aggravated and bewildered by the constant flow of stupidity that surrounds me. 

MY HEAD HURTS

Recently I have come to realize that there is no profession that is free of assholes. No matter what industry you are in, be it the corporate world, entertainment, sports, health, education, or the scientific community, you will be surrounded by assholes. The reason for this is obvious, they are all formed, founded, and comprised of humans. 

It sometimes amazes me that homo sapiens are not extinct yet. Then again we are certainly not far from this almost certain destiny. When you take the time to think, as no one does, you can clearly see that the smarter we think we are, the more troubles we seem to have. 

As our species is linked to australopithecus afarensis who existed 7 million years ago or so, which in geologic time is a mere blink of an eye, I believe we have evolved into a whole other species entirely. We may as well have been linked to smilodon, (commonly known as the saber-toothed tiger), by the way we now act. When we were living in the wild with the other hairy mammals, we were so much more primitive yet we somehow lasted these millions of years. It would do us well to to wipe out 60 to 90 percent of homo sapiens, and throw ourselves back into the stone age. The only problem with that is we most likely wouldn't learn from our mistakes and would wind up repeating our entire fucked up greedy and power hungry existence. Perhaps, this is what already happened, and maybe many times over. This isn't a new thought I'm aware, but it is a real one.  

This blog entry is food for thought and to stop me from coming out from behind stage and screaming my head off in the faces of these corporate fucks. Day after day my job forces me to listen to these babbling fucking morons that think they are so important and smart. When will it stop? I have to answer my own question. Not until the natural world stops it for us. 

I am actually hoping for such a time. 

There has to be a balance.

FNK

This is a link to a video I shot of a few friends shooting pictures in Denver. 

Enjoy>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLJu_ge0NG8

When people talk about how long the day is, or how long the week is, or even how long the winter is, do they ever wonder how wide they are as well?

FNK

Screenplay for sale...

25$ and comes with a small glass of orange juice and a fresh waffle.

Call now and receive a second screenplay for just 1$ more...

Hurry!  Supplies won't last, I only made twenty copies.....

Who Am I

I am filled with love

but have no one to share it.

I am very knowledgeable

but never speak.

I have infinite wisdom 

yet don't act my age.

I am extremely compassionate

yet overwhelmed with rage.

I am hysterically funny

but cannot tell a joke.

I work my ass off

yet I am broke.

I am the opposite of myself.

Humans have been around only a short time yet we have made quite an impact on this rock we call Earth.  

This is not new. 

Many other species of life have thrived here long before we have.

This is not unique.  

There have been numerous species of ape like creatures for millions of years before we human showed up.

In Fact, we are quite boring. Homo sapiens are boring. And yet we are unnecessarily violent.

A tribe of misfits trying to fit in. 

Trying to fit in to something we don't understand.

We should all beware the beast man. For he truly is the harbinger of death.

FNK

It is because we were born naked that we have the desire to be naked. 

FNK

This is what this Silverback from the National Zoo thought of FNK video taping him......

FNK says:

We all know that man on a grand scale is greedy, heartless, egotistical, savage, ruthless and down right mean. 

So.... if god made man in his own image, then it would stand that god is a greedy, heartless, egotistical, savage, ruthless, and mean son of a bitch... would it not?

Some would argue that "his own image" simply means they way he looks. But we as intelligent beings know better. Why would he look like man and NOT have the same characteristics. The answer is, he wouldn't. 

FNK says: Religion is a very silly thing and God is a manifestation of yet another group of humans who are are trying to control your lives. 

Wake the fuck up people!

Things will not get better in this world until we accept the truth as all of the living things on this planet have already done. And have been doing so for millions of years now.

We are alone here. There is no god or higher being.  If there was, we would know about it.

FNK would rather believe in Santa Claus. At least he brings good cheer and presents.

Money..

Who cares about the oil disaster in the gulf. Fuck fish, wildlife and anything else that it is affecting. All that matters is that I make money today and tomorrow. That's what's important. Money for me. ME. ME. ME. ME. Money for me to buy things. Things made buy humans. Things made of metal and fiberglass and plastic. Things that I can use for a short while then throw away. Money is all that matters. I mean really, who cares about anyone who doesn't make money. All they want to do is take my money. Screw them and  screw everything that isn't man made or comes from money. Money money money money...  I love business people. They're so with it, exciting, smart, creative, witty, thoughtful, and all they care about is money. The whole world should be in a never ending meeting. One everlasting business meeting to mind-meld on how to make more money.  I feel really bad for fish and wild animals. They don't have jobs and therefore can't make any money to buy things with. They will never know the feeling of throwing a bag of garbage away or throwing a basketball through a hoop. They will probably never get the chance to use a cell phone or surf the newest coolest videos on you tube.  They probably won't get a chance to eat at McDonalds or Burger King. Poor things. Poor meek creatures. If God made man in his own image then he must have a very big house in heaven. Multiple cars. And I'm sure he has many wives. Why shouldn't he, he can probably make all the money he wants and ...well isn't that what any woman really wants? Money?  Can you imagine how much this world would suck without money and everyone and everything on it had to be equal. Oh my god... that would be the real disaster, not the hundreds of thousands of gallons of crude oil gushing out of some stupid hole in the ground. A hole by the way that is under the water and we can't see anyway. I just thank god for giving me the chance to make money today and hopefully tomorrow. Fuck everything else! 

FNK

FNK says;

People should ask more questions...

What does " Here's Mud in your Eye" mean?

What's a Foghat?

Why are there so many freaky slimy invertebrates in the oceans?

Why do we allow kings queens and princes to believe they really are more special than regular folk and ARE in fact kings queens and princes?

Why do people pretend that humans are having no affect what so ever on the environment?

Why do audio A1s think they don't need to load or unload the truck??

I'll say that one again... Why do audio A1s think they don't need to load or unload the truck?

Why are we so fascinated with boobs?

Ask yourself many questions and realize that there are no answers.

FNK

Somewhere along the line we went from knowing nothing to thinking we know everything. That's a very dangerous evolution. Because it carries with it a harsh reality. The reality that we are too destructive for our own well being. We allow religion and technology, rather than wisdom, to be the driving force behind our existence. And yet we do not have a firm grip or understanding of either religion or technology. This can only lead us to one destiny and one single conclusion...

extinction.

FNK  

FNK 

asks,

 " Where exactly are we? 

    Does anyone know? 

Does anyone have any idea  about anything?

Does anyone know what's really going on?

Really. Where do we go from here?"

Harry Henderson and his filthy head breaks into people's houses and paints mustaches on the portraits hanging on the walls. He never steals. He doesn't rob. He will not plunder. He simply draws a mustache on every portrait he sees, then flees. 

Steal from the rich and give to the Portrait.

FNK

Friday 31310

                   Bear Oh Bear

                           by 

                          FNK

Bear oh bear where are you bear,

I long for you,

I need you bear.

You are my fear

Your are my friend,

You are the present and the end.

Bear.

Where are you?

I can see you in the sky

I can see you in my mind,

I can see you, all the time.

Bear.

Where?

Are you.

Bear.

You have me,

I have you.

You are the bear

I fear.

Bear.

Oh bear where are you?

Bear.

Everybody's a tough guy

A big shot

Mr. big time

Everybody's the smart guy

Know it all

Mr. sunshine

And as I walk through the valley of humanity

I see nothing but losers.

Cody   2010

"The Book of Humans"

"Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death."

Cornielius - - Planet of the Apes 

Meet Dunkleosteus. A late Devonian placoderm that roamed the open oceans and ruled its domain 400 million years ago. 

Imagine pulling this up on your fishing line. Its teeth were actually part of its skull and it did not have jaws.  Sharks, our cartilaginous friends, showing up some twenty million years later were among the first to introduce that rather important feature.  

Here are the jaws of Carcharadon Megalodon. It lived ten million years ago, was the largest shark that we know of and is thought to have reached lengths of sixty feet or more.

 

Inside info...

I named the character Yungina Capensis in my second feature length original screenplay entitled "The Third Event" after this primitive diapsid. One of my favorite diapsids. A diapsid is an animal that has two holes or openings behind the eye socket. All reptiles and archosaurs. 

Mammals have one and are also known as synapsids. If you feel the dent behind your eye, the temple, you will feel the opening I am referring to.

DOCGC

Grandmas Chicken...

4 chicken leg quarters

1 large yellow onion

1 large can crushed tomato

Salt / pepper to taste

dried basil

dried oregano 

Red pepper flakes

EVOO

! cup cold water

Put it all in a pan, mix it up and cook it 

for 90 minutes at 375.

Cook spaghetti on the side and use the juice from the chicken for the sauce.

Add bread to taste

You have to love this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgqTS3XcAuI

People think they're so important because they put titles like biochemist, geophysicist, paleontologist or geochemist, in front of or behind their names. In fact, they're just clowns, being taught by clowns who have no clue about any of the science of any of these extraordinary titles. This is, if not thee... first step toward recognizing Human Stupidity. That we as humans have no fucking clue as to what is going on scientifically. We write many science books and conjure many theories but, make no mistake, we have centuries to go before we get a clue. And it's very likely we haven't more than ten to twenty years left as a race. So where does that leave us?

Be aware of the demon Stupidity, it will show its ugly head. And there is very little we can do about it.

FNK says:

I am tired. 

 

The great glacier valleys of northern North America, southern South America, northern Asia and the vast canyons of Antarctica, are  much bigger than our tiny cement cities. If people would take the time to open their eyes and see the world for what it really is, they would see how small we humans really are. 

How egotistical is it of us to wage war? Are we so expendable that we can blow ourselves up on a daily basis and blame god? If we are that unconcerned about human life, what does this say about our self appointed responsibility for all other life on the planet? Anyone taking odds? 

My advice for tonight would be to jerk-off to Amy Adams. She's red. Hot.

If you don't know who she is look her up on imdb. 

This will go a long way in a weary world. As does a good deed.

Foo Non Kay

FNK Says:

Humans are in big trouble. BIG trouble.  

Soon FNK will be starting a new installment series entitled: 

Stupidity Walking: How Stupid Are We?

In it FNK will explore the endless stupidity of man and the absolute moronic shit that occurs on a daily basis.  Why we are most certainly headed for another major mass extinct, and why we are most certainly NOT the most intelligent species on the planet. 

One of the first  rants will be focused on Commercials and how they reduce the common man to a jackass hundreds of times a day.

Others will include our abuse of lesser creatures..

Politics...

Religion...

Females....

Businessmen/women

And everything we don't know scientifically..

So stay tuned..

That is all for now..