The only thought I have is ...

"The human race grosses me out"

With all their fatness and foul behavior

It's a wonder the job of the housekeeper.

FNK

From "The Book of Wisdom of Foo Non Kay"

Foo Non Kay Say:

All jokes are old after they are told once.

I said Tsunami NOT Salami!

What are you gonna do, NOT drink?

Smooth as a Fish.