Today is the longest day of the year. One hundred million years ago it was the exact same day but the dinosaurs could care less. There was one small mammal that was concerned however. And it wrote about it. Oddly enough the essay was just found in a cave not to far from New Jersey. In it the mammal suggests that thirty five million years from the day it wrote it, there would be another mass extinction. Obviously it was an extremely informed little mammal. They think it was a small glire. A rabbit of sorts.

No other documents were found in the cave. Authorities are concerned that it was staged and that this little glire from the Cretaceous period never wrote anything.

I, FNK, believe that this furry little critter probably wrote many things, but didn't have a large audience and quickly lost interest in the art of writing.

FNK