Friday, October 5, 2012

How much more bullshit!?

There's only three reasons why you would be a supporter of the Republican Party.

1 - You're rich

2 - You're racist

3 - Or you're both

FNK


Thursday, September 13, 2012

Mitt Romney and the republicans


…I cannot support the Republican Party…


Besides wanting to make the rich richer, which is already enough to make you sick, Mitt Romney wants to allow large corporations to rape American soil by drilling and fracking for oil and natural gas with little or no regulations, under the guise that this will create more jobs for Americans.
It will not create more jobs for Americans, in fact, what it will do, is put more money into the pockets of the CEO’s of these companies, keeping the middle class poorer, and the upper class richer. 

I sit behind the controls of the multimedia equipment for these private meetings of these modern day Robber Barons, and though I am not allowed to disclose what I overhear through the amplification system, I am allowed by civil rights to absorb the information and discuss it as I see fit. And by my calculations, or summaries if you will, these “Republican” money hungry bastards have nothing else on their minds but money. Not the American people, not the economy, not the environment, and certainly not the poor. All that’s on their mind, is THEIR money. I’ll say it again, “Just Their Money”.

The problem with this financially focused environmentally blind culture is, it’s not money that sustains human life, it’s the natural resources of earth, the planet we live on, that sustains all life.  And when a person, running for the office of the president of the United States stands before me and declares that he is not concerned about the earth or it’s depletion of natural resources I say,

..I cannot support the Republican Party…

You could live a day or two without money, perhaps many more, but how many days can you live without oxygen or fresh water.

The answers are :

Water - about three days, give or take.

Oxygen  - about three minutes, maybe.

Mitt Romney is a plastic puppet. He is a puppet in the hands of blind men.

A man whose religion is based on a “vision” of some crazed New Englander from the 1800’s. I’ll say it again, his religion is based on a crazed man’s vision from the eighteen hundreds. That’s right, the eighteen hundreds.

You do what you have to do on election day.

But in the end it's all up to the electoral college...WTF is that all about? Can we get out of the stone age?

FNK






Saturday, September 8, 2012

Q: Do chick insects have tits?

A: No.

Sunday, July 29, 2012

How boring the world must have been before the invention of electricity.

When someone asks a kid what they want to be when they grow up, do you think any of them anywhere in the world ever say, Metallurgist?

"What are you interested in Johnny?"

"Not sure, but breaking down metals into their original molecular compounds and observing how they react under controlled environments in laboratories sort of interests me. I guess."

Friday, July 27, 2012

What would the world be like - If  when we all spoke to each other we sounded like we do when we suck in helium...

What would the world be like - If everyone was completely depressed and we all sat around every day and did nothing...

What would the world be like - If insects were the size of humans, and they drove cars...


Friday, June 22, 2012

Yes I apologize for not blogging in a while, but to make up for it I have a new saying that I think you will all enjoy....


...Nobody looking at you cares...

enjoy

FNK


Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Superior Intellect?

Does man actually have the superior intellect of all the creatures on this blue planet of ours? Is there any way of really knowing? Or do we, as humans, simply assume that we have the greater knowledge?
Dolphins have a permanent smile planted on their faces. Coincidence? I don't think so. They figured something out a long time ago. With no natural enemies except of course, man, they swim the blue oceans free and easy. Not even bothered by the worlds most feared predator, the shark. Their bodies are a perfect design. Made to swim and glide through the water effortlessly. Something worked with these guys. And it turns out they're pretty smart too. Do they have computers? No. Do they need em'? No. Do they have fancy buildings and cars? No. Do they need em'? No. Money? War? Greed? Hunger? Religion? Politics? No. Do they need it? No.
Are you so sure humans are the smartest living things on earth?
Are you?
FNK