Today is the longest day of the year. One hundred million years ago it was the exact same day but the dinosaurs could care less. There was one small mammal that was concerned however. And it wrote about it. Oddly enough the essay was just found in a cave not to far from New Jersey. In it the mammal suggests that thirty five million years from the day it wrote it, there would be another mass extinction. Obviously it was an extremely informed little mammal. They think it was a small glire. A rabbit of sorts.

No other documents were found in the cave. Authorities are concerned that it was staged and that this little glire from the Cretaceous period never wrote anything.

I, FNK, believe that this furry little critter probably wrote many things, but didn't have a large audience and quickly lost interest in the art of writing.

FNK

CEO's are wind bags

I am one of few people who are able to see and hear first hand the bullshit that flows out of the mouths of the corporate executives of the world.

Time after time these lying selfish manipulating assholes stand in front of thousands of people and confidently spew loads of bullshit. What amazes me is that people actually believe what they say.

Here is an example.

A couple years back a co-worker and I are doing a corporate event somewhere in Puerto Rico. The gig was for a small pharma company that was on the verge of becoming a large pharma company. The name of the company is not important as they are all exactly the same in respect to what I am about to tell you. The CEO of the company, an aggressive middle-aged business woman, who seems to feel more comfortable in men's clothes, is rehearsing her opening speech. From 6pm until at least midnight she is going over and over her script and prompter notes.

"Good morning, welcome to Puerto Rico, thanks for coming and so on and so on."

The entire opening message she was to convey was to last maybe three minutes, yet she rehearsed for at least six hours straight. Come to think of it she called us all in early the next morning to rehearse this bit even further.

The show starts and the attendees finally arrive. They file in, take their seats and calmly await their leader's address. The walk-in music fades, the lights dim to show level and the CEO takes the stage.

...and I quote...

"Good morning everyone, thanks for coming and welcome to beautiful Puerto Rico. Before we get started I think it's important to be totally honest and straight forward with you. I want you all to know that what I'm about to say is completely unrehearsed and straight from my heart."

It was at this moment that my co-worker needed to restrain me and keep me from flying through the backstage drapes to beat the living shit out of this woman. It was also at this moment that I realized just how much these assholes lie about their business practices and criminal actions. Not only to the public but to their own people as well. It opened my eyes even further allowing me to see the overwhelming corruption and lack of ethical behavior that runs rampant through the business communities. And how the framework of our capitalist societies are based on absolute lies and immoral actions.

Why do I rant about human stupidity and how much this world sucks? It's because of behavior like this. And it's because of behavior like this that we are headed for a massive collapse in our pathetically sad civilization.

FNK

"God Helps Those WHo Help Themselves"

Well, Barb has beckoned and I shall not disappoint. JJ is

correct. I am a lazy blogger with a total

lack of interest in the human race, but mostly, I am just a

lazy Honky Fucker.

Today,

I would like to once again express my complete lack of respect

for the catholic religion...

...and he said... "God helps those who help themselves"

Okay, what we're suppose to believe here is, when you help yourself and good things happen, it's really God who's doing it.

Wow! This one really hurts.

How mother fucking stupid can we possibly be?

Okay, it's "Good Friday" and I will be less abusive. Let's say for shits and giggles that God does exist. And all this time I've been wrong and the 'believers' are right. There actually is an 'All Powerful Being' floating around somewhere affecting everybody's life in one way or another. Well, not everyone, just those who actually believe in him (or her if you will)

I could see God allowing or 'causing' natural disasters. I could see him wiping out hundreds of thousands of people at a time, maybe to thin the exploding population, maybe he's just having fun, who knows. The question would be, "But why allow children to starve? You fuckin' fuck!"

What kind of sick God are you? And what kind of sick world is this that YOU have created?

"Should he be struck by a bolt of lightening..."

Today is Earth Day and I think we should all recognize the Earth for a brief moment.

It's only been a hundred years or so that we've know about plate tectonics, continental drift or the floating of the Cratons over and around the Asthenosphere. We have built cities, unknowingly over unstable ground. We know this today. We see this happening today. We see it with disasters like the recent earthquake and tsunami on Japan, the earthquake in Chile and the one in Haiti not too long ago. The rock we live on doesn't care about health insurance or the the Armani suit you're wearing, you stupid fucks...

Think of the Earth as a gigantic gasoline engine. It's major rivers and streams are it's fuel lines and the ocean basins are the fuel tanks.

Would you ever consider putting anything in your gas tank except gas? Say, sand or garbage... banana peels, toothpicks...? No of course you wouldn't. It would be foolish to do so. Your car would stop running and you would have a major problem on your hands.

All of the Earth's major rivers empty into the oceans.

The streams empty into the rivers and so on.

And you clog the system.

It is important to recognize the power of the planet that gives us life.

Planet Earth

This is what the scientists have named it.

The reality is...

that without it, we wouldn't stand a chance.

Thanks Barb you are my new muse....

People that have more than twenty items and go to the twenty items or less express line at the super market are not only assholes but are the perfect example of why there is so much bullshit in the world. 

People that make money off other people's money are not to be trusted.

FNK

I have decided to never again apologize for the things that I do. I do what I do, and that is all.

FNK

I apologize for the lack of posts. I have been too busy being aggravated and bewildered by the constant flow of stupidity that surrounds me. 

MY HEAD HURTS

Recently I have come to realize that there is no profession that is free of assholes. No matter what industry you are in, be it the corporate world, entertainment, sports, health, education, or the scientific community, you will be surrounded by assholes. The reason for this is obvious, they are all formed, founded, and comprised of humans. 

It sometimes amazes me that homo sapiens are not extinct yet. Then again we are certainly not far from this almost certain destiny. When you take the time to think, as no one does, you can clearly see that the smarter we think we are, the more troubles we seem to have. 

As our species is linked to australopithecus afarensis who existed 7 million years ago or so, which in geologic time is a mere blink of an eye, I believe we have evolved into a whole other species entirely. We may as well have been linked to smilodon, (commonly known as the saber-toothed tiger), by the way we now act. When we were living in the wild with the other hairy mammals, we were so much more primitive yet we somehow lasted these millions of years. It would do us well to to wipe out 60 to 90 percent of homo sapiens, and throw ourselves back into the stone age. The only problem with that is we most likely wouldn't learn from our mistakes and would wind up repeating our entire fucked up greedy and power hungry existence. Perhaps, this is what already happened, and maybe many times over. This isn't a new thought I'm aware, but it is a real one.  

This blog entry is food for thought and to stop me from coming out from behind stage and screaming my head off in the faces of these corporate fucks. Day after day my job forces me to listen to these babbling fucking morons that think they are so important and smart. When will it stop? I have to answer my own question. Not until the natural world stops it for us. 

I am actually hoping for such a time. 

There has to be a balance.

FNK